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"Light the dynamite and count to 10 before you throw it."
"Always use Bob cause his shotgun is good"
"Always stand real still in the middle of a wide open space so you
don't screw up your aim."
"Bite Me PLEEEEEASE"
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I_DONE speaks
I am a crabby old man. I hang out in high noon just to irritate
people. I am 72 years old. I wear adult diapers called "depends".
This way I never have to get up from my computer except when I need a
new bottle of whiskey. I sometimes fall asleep while I am in the
middle of a conversation so do not be offended (well if you want to be
offended FINE). I don't care what anybody thinks about me cause I am
an old man and I will be dead soon, hopefully. My favorite phrase is
"Bite me, PLEEEEEEASE"
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